i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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