it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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