HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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