they need to just BURY HIM!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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