end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the day after is always just damage control
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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