There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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