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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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