using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You're like the curious george of whores
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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