Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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