Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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