I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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