you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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