who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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