well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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