So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How does one acquire holy water?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
