YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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