wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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