if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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