i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
