can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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