On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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