After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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