Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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