Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
