What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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