so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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