New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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