Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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