JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I had to cum in my sink.
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