im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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