I feel like abortions should bother me more
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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