But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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