The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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