ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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