week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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