I have demons in me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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