I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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