Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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