I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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