I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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