I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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