well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Pooping to opera.
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