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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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