Midget sex pt 2 tonight
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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