I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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