I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I could make wine with my vomit
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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