so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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