It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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