He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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