We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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