uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!