I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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