I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
