I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
